It wouldn’t be right to let the nearly-wed sail off into wedded bliss without a little adult fun. She’s giving up her single life and what better way to celebrate than give her one last glimpse of what she’ll be missing out on (or not as the case may be).
“No, really, good luck watching Match of the Day every Saturday for the rest of your life, but just before you go do that… Here are some greased, up semi-naked firemen.”
Barcelona – Sun, sand, sea and a sex show that really isn’t for anyone that is easily shocked. Barcelona has quite a naughty side, well all that flamenco and salsa dancing was bound to have an effect sooner or later.
Brighton – Ah yes, the quintessential dirty weekend seaside destination. However don’t expect to find ‘kiss me quick’ hats anymore. Brighton is now an uber-trendy city which music and acting ‘slebs” have flocked to en masse. But the vibrant gay community mean there are more than a few shows around which are perfect for hens looking for laughs.
Newcastle – They like to do things a little differently on the “toon” and you’ll find more than a few treats to get the bride-to-be suitably hot under the veil. If you want some naughty Newkie fun you can ask our Newcastle Destination Specialist for more details.
Birmingham – Brum has been a hotbed of comedy for years. It’s a city that never takes itself too seriously and certainly has a wicked sense of humour along with plenty of naughty surprises.
Blackpool – Blackpool still retains much of its seaside charm. However it has recently undergone a massive facelift. The town is no stranger to hen parties and with a large theatrical community, has plenty lined up for hens who love to laugh.
London – “’allo treacle.” Yep, London is sauce personified. With Soho and no end of weird and wonderful shows to entertain, the city that was once considered a “den of iniquity” is now elegant, sophisticated but still up for a little fun every now and again.
Dublin – When not charming everyone with that lovable accent, Dublin is cheeky in every possible way. You are guaranteed laughs that the bride will be happy to share with even her nan… as long as her nan isn’t shocked too easily.
Amsterdam – Perhaps nowhere else in the world is quite as renowned for its love of vice. Just the very sign to the sex museum would be enough to have some stuffy Brits writing to their local MP. We’re not so sure they’d like what they might find inside too much either…
Bristol – All ports have a certain reputation and Bristol (which was after all the home to pirates for over a century) is certainly no shrinking violate when it comes to cheeky laughs. Stephen Merchant David Walliams, Miranda Hart, Russell Howard, and Bill Bailey are just some of the performers that have had their comedy chops polished by Bristol (“Ooh I say!”).
Cardiff – Another big city with more than a little cheeky side. Every hen party taste is catered for in this fair city that really does know how to party. While the dragon might roar, hens that go to Cardiff tend to find themselves mostly roaring with laughter.
Magaluf – Cheeky for all the right reasons, if you’re looking for a more adult themed hen party then Magaluf is certainly a place where you can find plenty of adult only entertainment.
Benidorm – Lovely Benidorm. Wrong for all the right reasons. Benidorm certainly has a cheeky side and is a fantastic location for hen’s looking for a few laughs that even the groom would approve of… But we’re still not about to tell him.