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Dodgeball, yes you remember it from school P.E. classes. Back then it would have been fun if it hadn't been for Pete Simpson always aiming at just you, no matter how much you ran and dodged, all because back in year four you asked the teacher to move him because he kept farting...
Dodgeball is fab. It's energetic fun. A little bit daft and something everyone can join in with. And on your hen weekend, you'll play this amazing game to a soundtrack of the funkiest disco tunes of all time.
You know the drill; the teams line up and let fly. You'll be working together to let your opponent's really have it while still finding a little time to shimmy.
Last Hen Standing
Played to the accompaniment of Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive this game is as easy as it sounds. You keep going until there is just one hen standing. Simples.
Two hens, one circle. While Michael Jackson tells you don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on the boogie. Or blame it on the balls everyone is throwing at you as you battle it out in a dance off.
Kill the Hen
Just to be clear, there are no actual sacrifices taking place. And while the hen dances around to U Can't Touch This the rest of you will be letting rip.
Just like regular dodgeball except this time each team will have a blocker, but that blocker must be dancing to Rhythm is a Dancer. Because rhythm IS a dancer.
You'll need the Eye of the Tiger as you play a dodgeball version of this classic playground game. Except this time there are no teachers around to try and stop the fun (killjoys!).
She's Gotta Get Thru This. In this case that is a tunnel of laughing hens who will shower the bride with dodgeballs rather than confetti. But so as not to be cruel all the hens can have a go.
The Slow Dance
The bride and his maid of honour can Move Closer. This is all about friendship, while the bride has a little slow dance, her best friend will have to protect her from all in-coming shots. Yeah, I'll take a bullet/ball for you.
The whole session is all played out to some of the campest disco tunes of all time. Bring along some fancy dress and you'll have a chance to get some amazing photos of your day of laughs.