pimp that penis Hen Party

If you're looking for an afternoon packed with laughs and a good helping of hen party innuendo, then this is it by the, well, by the penis load. A whole afternoon of schlong based humour and willie art. You won't find that in the Tate Gallery!

The fun all starts with your lovely host who'll welcome all the hens and get you settled for your pimp that penis hen party class. Each of the hens will be given their own special member to get creative with. Once you're all ready, it's time to get pimping your penises (what is the plural of 'penis'? Peniseses? Peni?). There's a wonderful array of paints, glitter, tassels, feathers, sequins, googly eyes, material. There's no end of bling to add some flair to something that, let's face it, will never be named the prettiest object ever created.

During all the madness you can expect plenty of laughs, a fair amount of inappropriate jokes and one or two comments about the groom. But that's not all, there is also a fun quiz. Is it penis-related? Well, just like a good pair of Y-fronts we're not going to just let it all spill out here. You'll just have to wait and see.

Take another break from the todger tinkering to play some hilarious penis-related games. These are even better if you have a mixed age group of hens who are all game for a laugh and not too easily shocked. All the fun and games are perfectly timed to allow any glue to dry, glitter to set or paint to harden. Once all the feathers have been flung and the glittery dust has settled, your finished masterpieces should be ready. Each hen will be given a bag to take her finished penis home (try explaining that if it falls out of your bag on a busy bus!).

The pimp that penis hen party is fabulous fun, perfectly naughty but all in the best taste and something that really will have the whole party in hysterics. So what are you waiting for? Pimp that penis!