If you're looking for an afternoon packed with laughs and a good helping of hen party innuendo, then this is it by the, well, by the penis load.
A whole afternoon of schlong-based humour and willie art.
You won't find that in the Tate Gallery…
But You Will Find It At GoHen!
The fun all starts when your lead organiser receives the D.I.Y Pimping Kits in advance.
Please mind that they will be responsible for being available when the kits are delivered to your selected accommodation.
Each of the hens will be given their own special member, two paintbrushes, paints and accessories to get creative with.
Once you're all ready, it's time to get pimping your penises (what is the plural of 'penis'? Peniseses? Peni?).
You can go on a stationary spree and get a wonderful array of glitter, tassels, feathers, sequins, googly eyes, and materials that will perk your aubergines up.
There's no end of bling to add some flair to something that, let's face it, will never be named the prettiest object ever created.
Turn Up The Spice!
During all the madness you can expect plenty of laughs, a fair amount of inappropriate jokes and one or two comments about the groom.
Play some spicy Mr and Mrs Questions to allow any glue to dry, glitter to set, or paint to harden.
Once all the feathers have been flung and the glittery dust has settled, your finished masterpieces should be ready.
Each hen can take her penis home after the hen party's over (try explaining that if it falls out of your bag on a busy bus!).
And Drop Us an Enquiry!
This 'pimp that penis' hen do is fabulous fun - perfectly naughty but all in the best taste, and something that really will have the whole party in hysterics.
So what are you waiting for? Pimp that penis!
And drop us a quick hen enquiry so we can send you a free quote!
But hurry if you want to take part in the fun - this activity can be very popular with other naughty hens who are looking to have the best kind of 'memorable' party!