90-120 minutes
10-80
All year round
Sportswear or fancy dress
The Games Have Officially Gone Off the Rails
Welcome to The Almost Olympics - the ultimate hen party showdown where the rules are flexible, the sportsmanship is non-existent, and the laughs are non-stop.
Your hen group becomes "Almost Olympians" for the day, battling it out across seven outrageously fun Olympic-themed games designed for maximum chaos and minimal athletic ability. Think unsynchronised ski races, hopper relays, plank challenges and padded sumo battles - all played in foam suits, spandex and questionable team outfits.
Hosted Chaos, Not Serious Sport
High-energy hosts keep the drama high and the integrity low. They hype rivalries, dish out penalties for "vibe violations" and award bonus points for falling gracefully. An unofficial judge presides over proceedings with absolutely no regard for fairness - just vibes.
Laughs, Legends & Iconic Photos
This experience is built for unforgettable moments. From slow-motion wipeouts to heroic victory poses, you'll leave with hilarious stories, camera-roll gold and a bride squad bonded through shared humiliation.
The Ceremony Nobody Asked For
The session ends with a full post-games awards ceremony featuring medals, mock speeches and ridiculous titles - because every hen deserves a podium moment.
Perfect for competitive brides, mixed-energy groups and hens who want something active, silly and unforgettable - The Almost Olympics wins gold every time.
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