32 Engagement Card
Messages and Quotes

Funny Engagement Card Messages

• I'm 90% happy for you and only 10% jealous which is my way of saying congratulations on your engagement!!
• Congratulations on your engagement! On an unrelated note, I'm just off to buy six cats as yet another person gets engaged before me...
• Miracles do happen, then! Congratulations on your engagement!
• I can't wait to come to your open bar wedding!
• Congratulations on your engagement! Make sure the best man is good looking, rich and single!
• I didn't realise you were serious about getting engaged! I owe [Insert Name] a fiver!
• How did you trick them into marrying you?
• The fact you two managed to get married gives everyone hope! Congrats again on your engagement!
• About f****** time!
• Congrats on the endless IKEA trips you're about to embark on!
• So excited for the hen party wedding!
• This calls for alcohol of the fizzy variety!

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Heartfelt Engagement Card Messages

• I've never met anyone more suited to each other than you two!
• I hope you bring as much happiness into each other's lives as your friendship has brought into mine
• The way you look at each other tells everyone all they need to know!
• The rest of your lives start now!
• If I'm as half as happy as you two are in the future, I'll consider life a success!
• May you experience eternal happiness and everlasting joy in each other's wonderful company!
• Out of everything we've been through as friends, this is the best moment so far. I'm so happy for you!
• If I have to share my best friend with anyone, I'm glad it's with someone who makes you so happy!
• We knew this was going to happen from the moment you met. Congrats!
• If you need an envelope licker, stamp sticker or someone to bring the liquor when it all gets a bit hectic, you just say the words!

Engagement Quotes

• 'You don't marry someone you can live with – you marry someone you can't live without.'
• 'Engagement marks the end of a whirlwind romance and the start of an eternal love story.'
• 'Any home can be a castle when the king and queens are together with unconditional love.'
• 'Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.'
• 'Love recognises no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.'
• 'Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.'
• 'Once you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible.'
• 'A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.'
• 'To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.'
• 'Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.'