32 Engagement Card
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What to Write in an Engagement Card

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Best Engagement Card Messages...

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  1. Funny Engagement Card Messages
  2. Heartfelt Engagement Card Messages
  3. Engagement Quotes

Funny Engagement Card Messages

  • I’m 90% happy for you and only 10% jealous which is my way of saying congratulations on your engagement!!
  • Congratulations on your engagement! On an unrelated note, I’m just off to buy six cats as yet another person gets engaged before me...
  • Miracles do happen, then! Congratulations on your engagement!
  • I can’t wait to come to your open bar wedding!
  • Congratulations on your engagement! Make sure the best man is good looking, rich and single!
  • I didn’t realise you were serious about getting engaged! I owe [Insert Name] a fiver!
  • How did you trick them into marrying you?
  • The fact you two managed to get married gives everyone hope! Congrats again on your engagement!
  • About f****** time!
  • Congrats on the endless IKEA trips you’re about to embark on!
  • So excited for the hen party wedding!
  • This calls for alcohol of the fizzy variety!

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Mr and Mrs Questions

Heartfelt Engagement Card Messages

  • I’ve never met anyone more suited to each other than you two!
  • I hope you bring as much happiness into each other’s lives as your friendship has brought into mine
  • The way you look at each other tells everyone all they need to know!
  • The rest of your lives start now!
  • If I’m as half as happy as you two are in the future, I’ll consider life a success!
  • May you experience eternal happiness and everlasting joy in each other’s wonderful company!
  • Out of everything we’ve been through as friends, this is the best moment so far. I’m so happy for you!
  • If I have to share my best friend with anyone, I’m glad it’s with someone who makes you so happy!
  • We knew this was going to happen from the moment you met. Congrats!
  • If you need an envelope licker, stamp sticker or someone to bring the liquor when it all gets a bit hectic, you just say the words!

Engagement Quotes

  • ‘You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry someone you can’t live without.’
  • ‘Engagement marks the end of a whirlwind romance and the start of an eternal love story.’
  • ‘Any home can be a castle when the king and queens are together with unconditional love.’
  • ‘Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.’
  • ‘Love recognises no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.’
  • ‘Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.’
  • ‘Once you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible.’
  • ‘A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.’
  • ‘To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.’
  • ‘Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.’

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