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Best Engagement Card Messages...
Funny Engagement Card Messages
- I'm 90% happy for you and only 10% jealous which is my way of saying congratulations on your engagement!!
- Congratulations on your engagement! On an unrelated note, I'm just off to buy six cats as yet another person gets engaged before me...
- Miracles do happen, then! Congratulations on your engagement!
- I can't wait to come to your
- Congratulations on your engagement! Make sure the best man is good looking, rich and single!
- I didn't realise you were serious about getting engaged! I owe [Insert Name] a fiver!
- How did you trick them into marrying you?
- The fact you two managed to get married gives everyone hope! Congrats again on your engagement!
- About f****** time!
- Congrats on the endless IKEA trips you're about to embark on!
- So excited for the
- This calls for alcohol of the fizzy variety!
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Heartfelt Engagement Card Messages
- I've never met anyone more suited to each other than you two!
- I hope you bring as much happiness into each other's lives as your friendship has brought into mine
- The way you look at each other tells everyone all they need to know!
- The rest of your lives start now!
- If I'm as half as happy as you two are in the future, I'll consider life a success!
- May you experience eternal happiness and everlasting joy in each other's wonderful company!
- Out of everything we've been through as friends, this is the best moment so far. I'm so happy for you!
- If I have to share my best friend with anyone, I'm glad it's with someone who makes you so happy!
- We knew this was going to happen from the moment you met. Congrats!
- If you need an envelope licker, stamp sticker or someone to bring the liquor when it all gets a bit hectic, you just say the words!
- 'You don't marry someone you can live with – you marry someone you can't live without.'
- 'Engagement marks the end of a whirlwind romance and the start of an eternal love story.'
- 'Any home can be a castle when the king and queens are together with unconditional love.'
- 'Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.'
- 'Love recognises no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.'
- 'Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.'
- 'Once you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible.'
- 'A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.'
- 'To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.'
- 'Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.'